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Apologies where appropriate…

Especially to you, Crisi-tunity.

Twilight For Guys



12 Responses

  1. I think I’m going to have to write a post explaining how I feel about Twilight. I don’t defend it; it’s trash. But it’s trash that I truly enjoy. So any parodies aimed at it are fair and funny. No apologies necessary! 🙂

    That would be like explaining why I like 80’s hair metal. Sure it’s trash, but I like it! And who cares?

    Likewise, though, it doesn’t mean it’s not fun to poke fun at. 😀 You should see the Metalocalpyse episode “Snakes n’ Barrels II” sometime.

  2. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that movie before, but with the plot twist of having to call a plumber. >:)

    “Can I help you?”

    “I’ll say you can!”


  3. LOL!

    I think I prefer:

    “… And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.”

    I admit to supporting the “Team Necrophilia vs. Team Bestiality” interpretation. 😀

    • That can’t happen, unfortunately. The stake thing doesn’t work in the Twilight universe.

      UV lamps, like in Moore’s You Suck?

      • Nope. That would just make them sparkly. You have to go to serious lengths to kill one; humans would pretty much be incapable of it.

        I dunno. I’d give Edward a mullet. Surely that would kill him. Or convince his fellow vamps to do it for me.

      • I bet that wouldn’t work either. Jasper’s hair is, like, the worst hair in all of history in Eclipse and it hasn’t seemed to effect him.

        Put him in a pair of Crocs?

      • Okay, now you’re just being ridiculous.

        (As opposed to previously? Uhm…)



  4. That is SICK!


    You’re welcome!

  5. I want, no, DEMAND an apology!

    That’s been up since July 5th and you’re just getting around to sharing it?

    And here I thought you were on the forefront of lingerie lesbian vampire bowchickaboom movies?

    I feel betrayed, yes, betrayed.

    Sadly, nope, I’m not on the forefront. From my first viewing to posting was less than 10 minutes.

    I’m not cutting edge – I’m not even on the handle of the razor. 😀

  6. In the middle of watching this, I discovered something I could stab these girls with…

    Hah! Like Ron White: “I could HUNT with it!”

    • HAHAHAHAHAA! I just woke up a kid I was laughing so hard. Leave it to MTAE to get the best line in.

      Let’s just hope you didn’t have to answer the “What’s so funny?” question. I hate having to come up with an answer for that for the Boy…

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