Everybody’s got an opinion.

Pregunta:  What should I add/subtract to my FAQ?

I’ve decided it’s pretty old and boring-looking and I’d like to tweak it a bit, but before I do so I thought I’d throw it out there and see if there’s anything glaring that I’m missing, anything you think should go there, or just anything you’ve been curious about.  Even if it doesn’t make the frequently asked questions, fire away and you’ll probably get an answer.

What say ye?

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13 Responses

  1. In… what… way… does the author’s use of the prison symbolize the protagonist’s struggle, and how does this relate to our discussion of the uses of irony?

    Uh – they used iron in the prison bars. Irony. Yup. Final answer.

  2. You have FAQ?

    I kid. I kid. 😀

    More truthfully, I have what the old Led Zeppelin newsgroup called “IMT:” Infrequently Muttered Trivia.

  3. Here’s what I want to know…

    If you were flying through space at the speed of sound and you screamed would your head explode?

    If you had no pressurized space helmet, it would explode in the vacuum of space whether you screamed or not. If you had a helmet, then no.

  4. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because they can’t walk on water and duck-paddling takes too long.

  5. What’s the difference between how Russian Racehorses piss vs. how American Racehorses piss?

    They write their names in the snow in different alphabets.

    • So, when you have to “piss like a Russian Racehorse”, you write your name in the snow using the cyrilic alphabet?

      I’d say when I get to the “Russian racehorse” level, I’d at least be willing to give it a try.

  6. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of a bottle?

    The bottle is Edward and the glue is Bella. He keeps her confined protected, and she stays…uh…moist.

  7. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Discuss the thematic differences when one substitutes “beaver” for “woodchuck” in that sentence.

    Feel free to drag your mind through the gutter one time as a warm up exercise.

    Okay. Just this once, I’ll put my mind through the gutter.

    How much beaver would a beaver maul if a beaver liked ’em bald?

    You’re right, I like that theme much better.

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