Vaguely related to Dys’s post from yesterday

On Sunday, en route to one of his favorite places on earth (go kart track), the following words issued from my son’s mouth.  Keep in mind that he was in the back seat, sandwiched between my parents, with Dys and I in the front…it adds to the effect.

“Everybody get ready to hold your nose – I feel a fart trying to come out.”


7 Responses

  1. I swear, I love him.

    Hey, at least he gave us advance warning.

  2. He’s either the most polite kid in the world or he’s a comic genius.

    But you’re leaving us hanging. . .was there?

    At first it was a false start, but soon, yes.

  3. Bwahahahahaha!

  4. Hey, at least you get a warning. Driving anywhere with my nephew in the car results in me rolling down the window and yelling, “Damn! Did you fart again? Boys are so gross!”

  5. At least he warned ya’ll!

  6. LOL! awesome. How old is he? Sounds like something my 7 year old would say.

  7. LMAO!!! He’s so funny! And way more polite than my son, Ricky, earlier when he and the rest of the family called in to see me at work- I picked him up and gave him a squeeze, whereupon he farted REALLY loudly in front of all my coworkers.

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