Best Day Ever!

Well, maybe not for me personally (although it surely beats the fuck outta yesterday), but for the blog.

As of this minute, I’m already a handful of hits over my personal record, and a little over double my daily average for the past year or so.

Holy frijoles, Batman!

It’s the best day ever!

(Okay, so I’m kinda sorry about that, and I’m ashamed to admit it, but it’s the first thing that came to mind.)

Anyway, thanks for all the hits, folks.Β  If you’re new, don’t be shy, feel free to hang around or even say hello.Β  I haven’ t bitten anybody in months.Β  And last I heard, he’s healing up just fine.

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11 Responses

  1. RABIES! RABIES!

    πŸ˜€

    I had a bump in my stats yesterday, too. Looks like they found us!

    I’ll never be able to go to the grocery store without attracting a crowd again.

    Oh wait…

  2. Yes, TB, I’m healing quite nicely, thanks for asking.

    Which is taking longer? The bite marks, or the beating from your girlfriend for her not buying your story?

  3. My stats are DOWN- I guess everyone is partying it up around here, lol! πŸ˜€

    Congrats!

    Well damn it, everybody show Suzy some love! Maybe it’ll make her hair grow back quicker!

    (And while Ian’s fighting you all off, I can sneak a ride on his bike around the Irish countryside. πŸ˜€ )

  4. It was me…I was looking for porn.

    Oh, hell, you shoulda just emailed me. πŸ˜€

  5. Will you still talk to all of us when you’re famous?

    I’ve gotta start a posse somehow, right?

    Heh. The idea of me famous is so completely alien that that’s the best joke I could come up with.

  6. I haven’t checked my stats in ages. Considering I haven’t posted anything substantial since early March, it didn’t even occur to me.

    Oh, and Laura, I was going to say something about him having his rabies shot. πŸ˜€

    They made me get shots after I bit B&G. πŸ˜€

    • At least we know they’re current. πŸ˜›

      …for rabies. Not that I would be carrying any other exotic and terrifying diseases. *whistles*

  7. “Which is taking longer? The bite marks, or the beating from your girlfriend for her not buying your story?”
    It took some selling but once I took you out of the story and told her it was Fred she bought it.

    “Oh, and Laura, I was going to say something about him having his rabies shot.

    They made me get shots after I bit B&G.”
    Be honest! You carried on until they gave it to you to calm you down.

    I actually spent a week in the hospital with a ‘human bite’. Dog bite on my wrist? In and out in a couple of hours. ‘Human bite’ on my knuckle? Week on my back and two operations.

    Why, you may ask, do I keep saying ‘human bite’? Well, it’s what they called it but, at best, I’ve always considered it a forced bite.

    Sticking my fist in his face like I did.

    It amazed me how much damage a tooth sized cut can do.

    Now that is a good bar story.

    • Well, jaw pressure can account for a lot of that damage. Not that I would know or anything…

      Heh, touche!

    • Come on, TB, you know me! I got a story! Blood, teeth, dislocated jaw, punctured ear drum, even thinking before making contact.

      And that’s just the punch.

      You’re right, you definitely gots the stories.

      • I just looked and, as it turns out, I haven’t written this one. I do tell it and don’t get many laughs so that’s probably why. I do find some of it funny but that’s just me.

        I’ll have to jot it down.

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