Mad Lib Time

First off, an apology:  My interview from Laura is done but won’t be posted today, because I promised Dys I’d hold off until she had a chance to answer the same questions so as not to influence her answers.  Considering that she was working when I got home last night, working when I went to bed (with a brief break for dinner), and still working when I staggered my ass out of bed at 5am this morning, I’m gonna cut her some slack.  The woman is a machine.  A very, very sleepy machine.

Now for the good stuff.

I just saw a reference to Mad Libs on the Nostalgic Win blog and remembered just how much time I spent as a kid laughing until I couldn’t breathe because of good old Mad Libs.

You know what’s coming.

Yep, folks, I hereby invite and, if necessary, double dog dare you to submit words for a Mad Lib to be published next week!  Leave your word list in the comments and next week I’ll post up the spliced-in passage.  This could be fun.  “Could,” as in, “we could also find out that I have no idea how to construct a good Mad Lib.”

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to provide the following:

• 10 nouns
• 9 plural nouns, of which if you want to be close to the original text, two should be articles of clothing and one should be a body part
• 3 verbs
• 2 verbs, past tense
• 4 verbs ending in -ing
• 10 adjectives
• 3 adverbs

Be as demure, obscure, filthy, or surreal as you want.  And for the record, “fucking” will gladly be accepted as an adjective, adverb, and/or verb ending in -ing if you so desire. 

Have fun!