At least, two people are claiming me as their husband.
One is definitely the woman I sleep with. I know, because she told me about changing the picture to a chick in person. And she definitely looked like the woman I woke up with that morning. Except, you know, less bed head at the time.
The other is, well, not. In fact, she’s got a .cn web address, which as far as my networking classes were concerned, means her web site is run out of China.
I’m pretty sure that the lady I’m sleeping with isn’t running a side blog outta China.
Since I’m already on record on Matt’s blog as being anti-bigamy, I think I have to e-divorce my Chinese e-wife. Can we agree on the application of right-wing Muslim divorce laws here? Okay? Good. “I divorce thee! I divorce thee! I divorce thee!”
That was easy. Too bad, though. It’s a bit sad when you have to do that to someone who says “what a hunk my man is!” in her mouse-over text on your link. On the other hand, the whole week we were e-married, she never e-put out, or even e-made me a sandwich. So to hell with her.
And nice job on ripping off some innocent bystander’s blog posts.
(For the record, my own posts are regularly ripped off by motorcycle-related blogbots. It’s so prevalent that I don’t even bother calling them out.)
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A secret e-wife? How very scandalous.
*sigh* I know, I know. But now that I’m e-divorced, am I e-damaged goods? Even to my actual wife?
I think I saw you guys on e-divorce court on tv. Man, she was hideous. You made the right choice.
Did my suit make my face look fat? I was sweating that choice, man.
How very creepy.
I dunno, I’m pretty sure it’s a blogbot. I find it mostly funny.
Mostly.
BWAAAHAHAHAAAA! At least she didn’t get any money out of you. Um, she DIDN’T, did she?
Not that I know of! (I wish I could use that excuse for why I’m broke.)
That was e-hilarious!
I have lots of e-hubbys. I figure as long as they don’t know about each other, it’s e-alright. :p
Ok, that was lame. But I’m e-exhausted…
You definitely have more e-boyfriends than anybody I know…but you’ve earned ‘em.
It is creepy. And a little funny. If it were a ping, it would make a little more sense, but it’s a whole post. She definately deserved the e-divorce. I mean if the e-wife isn’t even going to offer to make you an e-sandwich or bring you an e-beer, than she is outta there!
There used to be a couple of motorcycle “blogs” that quoted my posts all the time. They would introduce them like this:
“Writer1 [or Bob, or Unknown, or Biker2132, or any other name that's not mine] wrote an interesting post today…here’s a quick excerpt” and then they’d quote my post at length or occasionally in its entirety, and link back to me.
I’d put up a link to ‘em, but apparently the sites have finally been shut down. They changed names a couple of times, probably to avoid being labelled as a spammer. I think a few spam-type web sites search WordPress, Blogspot, etc. and either grab posts by tag or category, or just completely at random, to make it look like they’re active. Devious, yet stupid.
Oh well.
Just so everyone knows, my wife said she’d seen this post. I said, “Well hell, I set you up for a line drive of ‘yeah, right, who else would want you?’” She replied, “My line drive was going to be ‘$5 says it’s a guy.’”
Your wife deserves something for putting in the real wife time. (just sayin)
Do back rubs count?
Hellfire, now it looks like my e-ex-wife is down for the count. I’m getting a 404 when I click on it.
Sad. Even though we went our separate ways… oh, no, guess I don’t give a shit.