I have two wives!

At least, two people are claiming me as their husband.
One is definitely the woman I sleep with.  I know, because she told me about changing the picture to a chick in person.  And she definitely looked like the woman I woke up with that morning.  Except, you know, less bed head at the time.
The other [...]

Happy Mother’s Day

“I broke down and bought a pair of cargo shorts.”
She gives me the look.
“What?”
“Finally?  Let’s see ‘em.”
I changed.
“Hmm.  A little longer than I expected, even, but not bad.”
“I think you look good.  And sexy.  I like the way your tattoo peeks out there.”
“Be right back, I’m going to buy some more shorts.”
***
“Hey babe, I just [...]

Zzzzz, reprise

You know how I said I was falling asleep at the drop of a hat lately?
Well, Friday evening I came home from work, dropped some of my stuff, changed into a T-shirt and shorts, and talked with my wife for a while.  She adjourned to the bed for a few (she’d had a long day) [...]

Monday Music

I could explain this one in great detail…but you guys are pretty smart.  You can figure it out.
Alison Krauss & Union Station, “When You Say Nothing At All”