Bringing the funny.

Okay, well, to get away from a few downers and give you guys something to start off your weekend on a Friday afternoon, I’m gonna share one of my favoritest finds ever on the Internet.
Ladies and Gentlemenseseses, I give you:  The LawDog Files.
I can’t even remember now how I found these a few years ago.  [...]

Bike withdrawal blows.

There are many things to which logic and reason can be applied.  There are problems, however, which logic and reason are inadequate to overcome.  Addictions, compulsive behavior, mental illness.  You can add to that list:  “Bike Withdrawal.”
Or maybe it’s more accurate to say that BW is a combination of the above.  Hmm.
Springtime is hell on [...]

RIP Harvey Korman

That note on the crawl on the morning news just gave me a downer. Boy, will I ever miss Harvey Korman.
What’s the best memory of Harvey? As Count De Money in History of the World, Part I?
“De Monet. DE MO-NAY.”
Sorry. Maybe as Heddy Lamarr in Blazing Saddles?
“That’s HEDLEY.”
Sorry.
Nope. Those [...]

That’s country.

I just heard a song on the radio and it had the most prototypical country-music lyric I’ve heard in ages upon ages:
“She’s actin’ single, I’m drinkin’ doubles.”
Damn.  That sums up a big chunk of the whole genre right there.
(Not a bad song as country songs go, actually.  The best I could do was find a [...]

What it’s all about, indeed.

Damn you, Darryl.
I know I keep shilling for Killboy.com over and over on this site, but damn it, I’d quit doing it if they’d quit posting awesome photos.  They’re great, and they deserve every page hit and photo sale they get, so get on over there and check ‘em out!
He had his wife mount up [...]

Motorcycle Porn

Oh yeah, look at that rear end, all nekkid like that…those curves, those lines…  *drool*

I was looking at my pictures folder and saw this oldie, a shot of my mostest favoritest wet-dream motorcycle of all time, stripped nekkid and photographed.  So I thought…what the heck.
What?  What did you think I was talking about?

Silver Screenings

A meme shamelessly stolen from Sarah, who stole it from someone else in turn. You know how that goes…
1. One movie that made you laugh: Young Frankenstein. Holy crap, do I love that film. I’ve always loved parody, even as a kid, so Mel Brooks films always kill me, but this one is [...]

The Return of the Sheepdog

I finally got my ass back into the pool again after an inexcusable layoff.
As suspected, they’d changed the lane layout from across the pool (25m) to the length of the pool (50m).  And also as I suspected, after the long layoff, it totally kicked my ass.
Oh, I forced myself to get in 600m, but make [...]

How I Spent My Memorial Day Weekend

Or, as I like to call it, “Old Pipe, New Pipe, Brown Pipe, Blue Pipe.”

My house was built in 1950. There are lots of annoyances because of this. Plaster instead of drywall, 2-prong outlets that needed to be replaced and properly grounded, blah blah blah. But let me tell you, so far [...]

Monday Music

I live!
Well, mostly.  I’m still pretty damned beat, but luckily I have today to recover, and by tomorrow I should be pretty close to normal.  Or what passes for normal for me.
If my wife’s not working on the computer later today, I’ll do my photoblog from this weekend.  If so, I’ll do it tomorrow.  I’d [...]